Names serve to distinguish one entity from another, and this holds true for animals as well. Many animal names have roots in Greek and Latin, such as Hippopotamus, Dog, and Owl. However, when it comes to our pets, we often stray from these original names, opting instead for more personal and affectionate monikers like Buddy, Baby, or Honey.
But there’s a third trend emerging: giving animals exceptionally unique and often hilarious names that capture our imagination. This evolution in naming reflects our creativity and humor, showcasing how our approach to naming has both evolved and entertained us.
So Bad So Good decided to embrace this trend by blending modernity with animal names to create some of the funniest and most distinctive names imaginable. This is just the beginning, and the possibilities are endless. After checking out these amusing names, feel free to suggest your own!
Get ready to enjoy some laugh-out-loud names and see how they suit their animal counterparts. Scroll down for a dose of hilarity!
Let’s enjoy the names and see if they fit the animal or not. Scroll down below for some hilarity!
1. Furry Potato makes him sound like he is a commander on a mission…probably to hunt a nut as always.
2. Danger Zebra, because White Tiger lost its ring over the years.
3. Not a fox, he is a Forest Corgi.
4. Who calls their dog those traditional names anymore? Names like Sadeyes Von Gimmefood are what we live for.
5. Just a simple addition of Fart to the name to add value.
6. Snakes are Danger Noodles if you think about it.
7. Ostrich? No. Pantless Thundergoose? Yes.
8. This is the best one so far. Wizard Cow.
9. Sea Flap-Flap. That is what we are calling them from now on.
These animal names are so funny. Like, I can imagine calling them by these names but maybe if we all start doing it together, it may become a norm. All I know is all the names are extremely fitting and these animals should’ve always had these names instead of the classic Ostrich, Snake, and Dog.
I hope you guys are enjoying these as much as I am. Let’s enjoy some more unique and hilarious animal names. Scroll down below to continue!
10. Star Rabbit, not Hedgehog.
11. Not an Owl anymore…He is a Cat Bird from now on.
12. Llama who? We only know Giraffe Sheep.
13. Crocodile? No, that’s boring. American Mu*derlog? Yes, that’s perfect.
14. I don’t think a better name would’ve suited that face than Grumpy McSnapface.
15. Toothy McNudist has a very nice ring to it.
16. Lizard? No, we see them every day. Magical Safety Dragon? Now that is a once in a lifetime experience.
17. Penguin is good but Formal Chicken is better.
18. Where is the lie? They, in essence, are Sea Dogs.
I hope you guys enjoyed this one. Don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comments section below.
Stay tuned for more goodness!
Via merrell0
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