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Having a good relationship with your neighbors can be a blessing. But sometimes, living next to someone can turn into an ongoing saga of awkward encounters, passive-aggressive notes, and bizarre text messages. If you think you’ve got bad neighbors, wait until you see these hilarious texts from some truly awful ones. From absurd complaints to downright strange demands, these 50 neighbor texts will have you laughing out loud—and maybe feeling a little better about your neighborhood situation.

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1. If they didn’t before, they know now how it works.

2. That was her final warning.

3. Nicely settled.

4. Imagine coming home and finding this note on your doorstep.

5. To be honest, this was very kind of this group of neighbors.

6. Couldn’t she have assumed that herself after saying it wasn’t her?

7. Not anymore!

8. “The ending to this note on the little library in my neighborhood definitely takes a turn.”

9. She confused her right-left. Not the first.

10. No need to close shut the blinds because his eyes may soon shut tight forever.

11. Did he really think he had any convincing power behind that statement?

12. A psychotic and threatening note from a bitter sweet neighbor.

13. This note was found in the elevator of an apartment complex in Los Angeles.

14. Entitlement was off the charts in this one.

15. I’m sorry if my son has a limited scope of knowledge.

16. “Note that got left on my neighbor’s car after he parked crooked and hit the car next to him.”

17. The note says it is passive aggressive so you better believe it.

18. It’s really not that hard to understand.

19. Man just played an uno reverse card.

20. That hot tub and your eyes need a clean through.

21. I respect the honesty.

22. People got no chill, man.

23. “But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

24. Enjoy the fence, mate!

25. That escalated very quickly.

26. I was not expecting them to clap at her like that.

27. You made a mistake there, mate.

28. Sorry but this is not acceptable.

29. Take it or leave it.

30. “My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning.”

31. A crazy follow-up neighbor note to an already crazy neighbor note.

32. Just a casual note you, too, might receive from your next-door neighbor one day.

33. As simple as that, Missy.

34. “Friend’s neighbors have been keeping her up at night, so she decided to leave them a note.”

35. He was just trying to support the Olympians and got bashed for it.

36. Are you sure that the dog is a vertebrate?

37. The original note and the response are both extremely hilarious.

38. Greed.

39. That’s how you deal with them.

40. “So I got this note on my car, the second picture is my daily parking situation.”

41. This went from zero to one hundred real quick.

42. An angry neighbor note.

43. Was it Thursday or was it Friday?

44. “The same cranked-out neighbor who left us a note last year about our other dog barking left us one today.”

45. This is a genuine problem thousands of neighbors have to face on a daily basis. When will it be fixed?

46. Curiosity k*lled the cat that day.

47. “Once…”

48. There will be water between 9 and 11…that won’t change.

49. This person has got a very cold neighbor.

50. “So, it rained yesterday and I got this friendly note blaming my dog for the rain hung with a command strip with the pull tab cut-off.”

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