1. You are lucky to be the mother of your son.
Via AnaGasteyer
2. Better luck next time, 5-year-old.
Via MommyCocktail
3. Oh my god no one is ever b*llying her in school again.
Via Dad_At_Law
4. My food only goes in my mouth.
Via HenpeckedHal
5. This 5-year-old absolutely roasted their parent.
Via MumInBits
6. Explained very well.
Via SatiricalMommy
7. I would actually run to another country.
Via cinnamontoastk
8. Her son is her IT guy.
Via mommajessiec
9. This content was out of the syllabus.
Via dadmann_walking
10. Kids of that age are supposed to have such thoughts at 3 a.m.
Via HenpeckedHal
11. You would still be greeted with a “good morning”, honey.
Via oneawkwardmom
12. “Another mom” gets to sleep?!
Via kidversations_
13. You still will not be allowed to sleep thanks to your little ones.
Via simoncholland
14. It is only your fault, Dad. Genetics can’t be helped.
Via HomeWithPeanut
15. They have their specific requirements that must be honored at all times.
Via bessbell
16. Oh my god, this is a life hack for all parents.
Via fullofmonsense
17. We all are.
Via mommajessiec
18. That one required a deeper insight.
Via daddygofish
19. Not maybe, one of them did get into your Spotify account.
Via dadmann_walking
20. He matured too early.
Via StruggleDisplay
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