If you’ve ever owned a cat, you know they live by their own rules—rules that often clash with those of us mere humans. So what happens when cats start sharing their side of the story? Hilarious chaos, of course! The “Am I the A**hole” (AITA) Twitter community has given us some truly funny posts, but imagining those scenarios through the eyes of cats takes it to a whole new level.
From knocking over plants to demanding food at 3 AM, these fictional AITA posts showcase our feline friends’ questionable behavior in the most relatable way. Whether it’s a cat questioning if they’re the jerk for taking over their human’s lap (without asking) or for “helping” with meal prep by sitting on the cutting board, these scenarios perfectly capture the amusing and often baffling logic of cats.
You’ll laugh at the “complaints” that could only come from our furry overlords—like refusing to stop napping on the keyboard while their human works, or guilt-tripping their owner for daring to close the bathroom door. And let’s not forget the classic question: AITA for staring at my human while they sleep, because clearly, they were ignoring my 5 AM breakfast request?
Get ready to crack up at these AITA posts from the perspective of cats. They’ll remind you just how much personality (and mischief) our feline friends bring into our lives—whether they’re the “A**hole” or not!
Roommates should definitely guard each other when in the toilet. This is roommate 101.
We also got a picture of the roommate and thus the cat tax has been satisfied.
I would 100% agree with this person. The injustice is painful to see.
My cat does the same thing all the time.
Via Twitter: Marisa
Once they sit on you, that basically means you have to cancel all your plans for the day.
I can tell that her roommate is being speciesist and she needs to be taught a lesson.
It’s not her fault that the toe was right there all wiggly!
Via Twitter: Spoon
The anger is evident on the face and I would feel the same If I didn’t have my second breakfast.
It is clear that she cannot wait for 10 minutes because that would be too much of an injustice.
Via Twitter: Sweeti
He just wants to eat his food how he wants but his roommate is being way too controlling.
Via Twitter: Kanoo
I also thought that this was going to be one creepy story.
Via Twitter: Gritty
I can feel the pain of this one. My cat will hurl himself into the door and open it if I don’t have it locked.
Via Twitter: Maria
But then they stare at you while you poop which is uncomfortable, to say the least.
Via Twitter: Books
Apparently, animals love doing this.
My cat on the other hand would spend all his time in the bathroom if he could.
